PAUL BLART MALL COP MOVIE CLIP FULL
After his daughter is kidnapped, Paul Blart is distracted for a full minute by someone eating a very brown banana Paul Blart hides himself in a large suitcase that is still very visibly much smaller than Paul Blart Paul Blart punches an old woman in the stomach Paul Blart has to lap up a child's dripping ice cream cone to regain strength, a la Popeye's spinach Paul Blart loses consciousness mid-run because his blood sugar gets too low Paul Blart fights a large bird while a hotel employee plays a grand piano and watches Paul Blart sees an aggressively drunk security guard making a woman uncomfortable at a bar and ASSISTS THE SECURITY GUARD Paul Blart's mother is killed after being hit by a milk truck The movie opens with Paul Blart being served divorce papers The following is a partial list of things that happen in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2": It features a lot of Kevin James falling and sliding and running into things, as well as a lot of Kevin James shimmying and somersaulting and doing karate hands while yelling non-sequiturs like "AIR BAG!" The main problem is that it doesn't really seem to feature jokes at all. For starters, the most surprising and perhaps best thing that can be said for the movie is that it doesn't feature a single fart joke. But it isn't bad in the exact WAY that you're expecting. As bad as whatever it is you're expecting.
Your dad or your uncle probably loves the first "Paul Blart." If you've never seen either of the films, you have a fully formed idea of what they are in your head, based solely on the four words "Paul Blart: Mall Cop." At this point, the mere phrase "Paul Blart" is a shorthand for aggressively lowest-common-denominator comedy. Still Mall Cop will make you laugh, so if you need some comedy you know what movie to look for.By now, you're likely aware of the existence of "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2," which is holding steady at an impressive zero percent on Rotten Tomatoes. The movie has a lot of scenes that make fun of Blart, which makes the movie kind of cheesy because it was too repetitive. It knocks out the robber, but the other robber runs away scared. As Blart avoids the stabs, he starts to loosen the air vent making the vent fall on top of the robber.
Blart hides in an air vent, until a robber starts to stab the air vent with a sharp metal pole. He has diabetes and he needs sugar, so when Blart almost makes it to the end, he falls dead asleep since he has no sugar with him.Īnother one of my favorite scenes is when two robbers chase Blart to a clothes shop. There is only one problem that stops Blart. If he passes he will become a police officer. In the beginning of the movie, James’s character goes through an obstacle course as part of the training to become a police officer. The best part of this movie is the physical comedy of the overweight James trying to be athletic. In one scene in a sporting goods store, he dressed as a hockey player and stood frozen until one of the robbers passed by him. Although each robber had a gun Blart still always got the best of them. As a mall security guard, Blart carries no weapon because he’s not allowed to. Almost everyone in the mall is taken hostage in the mall. One day, a group of bikers come to rob the bank in the mall. This movie is about a guy named Paul Blart (played by Kevin James), who devotes his life to protecting the mall at all costs. If you need a movie that will make you laugh your butt off, then I suggest Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
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